Riddles!!! (answer)

Riddle Key...

1. Your teeth

2. Mushroom

3. The letter ‘m’

4. Yesterday

5. February, because it is the shortest month

6. Father

7. In a dictionary

8. Peacock don’t lay eggs

Riddles!Riddles!

Riddles, Riddles....

come and join me to answer this question!

1. What is the best thing to put into cakes?

2. What room can never be entered by anyone?

3. You find me in every minute, twice in every moment and yet not once in a thousand years. What am I ?

4. Every living person on earth has seen me but no one will ever see me again. What am I?

5. In what month do girls talk the least?

6. If your aunt’s brother is not your uncle, then what relation is he to you?

7. In which place does Wednesday come after Thursday?

8. What is the colour of a peacock’s egg?

Answer?? Next post!

Yaahai!!!

A mother noticed her little daughter praying “please God” the little girl kept saying, “Bless my father and mother and make Melaka the capital of Malaysia,”

“Why did u make such a strange request?” the mother asked.

“Because that’s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning”.

The frantic mother telephoned the doctor late on night.

“Please come immediately,” she said. “My five year old son just swallowed a rubber eraser.”

“I’ll come as soon as I can,” the doctor replied.

The worried mother asked “What should I do in the mean time?”

“Use liquid paper” the doctor commented.

Teacher : Where is Gunung Tahan?

Student : I don’t know, sir

Teacher : Stand up on the chair!

Student : I still can’t see it sir.

Son : Father, what is plaster of Paris?

Father : I don’t know.

Son : Why is the sky blue?

Father : I don’t know, son.

Son : Sorry to bother u so much.

Father : That’s all right. If u don’t ask question, u will never learn.

The teacher was not pleased when Faris did not return up at school for three days.

“Faris!” he shouted, “Where were u all this day,”

“Please sir. I had to attend my brother’s wedding.” Faris replied.

“And whom did he married?”

“A woman sir.”

“Huhh!” yelled the teacher. “ Did u ever hear of anyone marrying a man?”

“Yes sir. My sister.”

Azman: Our neighbour must be very poor!

Fadhil : Why did u say that?

Azman: Last night they were so upset and making such fuss just because their baby swallowed a five-cent coin.