A mother noticed her little daughter praying “please God” the little girl kept saying, “Bless my father and mother and make Melaka the capital of Malaysia,”
“Why did u make such a strange request?” the mother asked.
“Please come immediately,” she said. “My five year old son just swallowed a rubber eraser.”
“I’ll come as soon as I can,” the doctor replied.
The worried mother asked “What should I do in the mean time?”
Student : I don’t know, sir
Teacher : Stand up on the chair!
Father : I don’t know.
Son : Why is the sky blue?
Father : I don’t know, son.
Son : Sorry to bother u so much.
“Faris!” he shouted, “Where were u all this day,”
“Please sir. I had to attend my brother’s wedding.” Faris replied.
“And whom did he married?”
“A woman sir.”
“Huhh!” yelled the teacher. “ Did u ever hear of anyone marrying a man?”
Fadhil : Why did u say that?